14 september 2002.101 am

secretestcrush: how about if you wanted to make it with mick youd have to bang keith, too?

secretestcrush: that would stop hella people.

bewarethemothman: yeah, i'd still think about it though.

secretestcrush: i wouldnt.

secretestcrush: keith richards' face looks exactly like tanned leather preserved in heroin.

bewarethemothman: not even god could have said it better.

secretestcrush: thanks.