29 September 2006 - three months? goodness 30 June 2006 - bread? 30 June 2006 - its early and im tiiiiiiiiiiiired 24 april 2006 - man dog 13 april 2006 - ruth malhotra has a big shiny face 03 March 2006 - WOLF CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 15 February 2006 - valentine's day 03 january 2006 - 52 days, i'm so lazy 11 november 2005 - if she likes morgan freeman, then she'll be tasting my semen 26 october 2005 - thanks, bladder 17 October 2005 - shit. 1 september 2005 - august recap 25 July 2005 - THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD 13 July 2005 - and also 8 july 2005 - i wrote this to cody, it seemed apropos 28 june 2005 - i love beards in the springtime 28 june 2005 - best myspace profile ever 14 June 2005 - hey, pantsy 31 May 2005 - short list. ill stop these lists soon, i swear. 25 may 2005 - chiens n shit 16 May 2005 - how outr� 14 May 2005 - no linkzzzzz 02 may 2005 - zing 01 May 2005 - p.s. im not a dude. 25 april 2005 - FIVE TOP FIVE 21 april 2005 - foodies 19 April 2005 - 22 days 15 april 2005 - conaaaan. 14 april 2005 - summer plans 12 April 2005 - deez nutzzzzz 06 April 2005 - POPE MAN 04 april 2005 - fuck. 28 march 2005 - my eyes hurt; i'm getting sick 24 march 2005 - best damn friday ever 24 march 2005 - geeeeeez, diaryland. 20 march 2005 - diaryland was down, oh no. 11 march 2005 - resume 07 march 2005 - chuck e WASTE OF A NIGHT, INTERNET 03 march 2005 - seattle washington 02 march 2005 - hahaha man. six months. 26 february 2005 - fake update 25 february 2005 - love lenny 15 february 2005 - ODE TO DA MAN 10 February 2005 - geoff & marcel 02 february 2005 - HEAD 2 HEAD HEAD 2 HEAD 24 january 2005 - potty talk 18 January 2005 - BASEDOWN 12 january 2005 - ugh 01 January 2005 - new year, NO SHIT 25 December 2004 - xmas 11 december 2004 - LOVE/DUFF 09 december 2004 - save me 27 november 2004 - my life = AWESOME!! 24 november 2004 - vegans n shit 15 november 2004 - luv affair 08 November 2004 - lurrrrve 26 October 2004 - whine whine whine 22 october 2004 - totally not working on my midterm 20 october 2004 - life R00LZ SOOOO HARD 10 october 2004 - shucks. 03 october 2004 - OMG JON VOIGHT 24 september 2004 - is it that obvious that i use drugs? 20 september 2004 - WHEN THERES LIGHTNING 12 september 2004 - sunday mornings are always like this 3 september 2004 - clarissa explains nothing, im so confused. 23 august 2004 - booooookzzz 22 august 2004 - enemy sighted, enemy met, i'm addressing the realpolitik 11 august 2004 - dad really likes "pitch black" and "the chronicles of riddick." 08 august 2004 - i will stop being boring in ten days 24 july 2004 - ode to PROPEL 16 july 2004 - I'M THE BOSS AND FATHER KNOWS SQUAT 1 july 2004 - bunny bunny 27 june 2004 - "Radically Abstinent, Saved & Saving it!" 26 june 2004 - mamma mia 14 june 2004 - one eyed french ape 08 june 2004 - i tinkle when we mingle 31 may 2004 - roseanne, mon amour 24 May 2004 - dear everyone: die. love, ashley. 15 may 2004 - so hard to type 10 may 2004 - i want everyone to explode. 05 may 2004 - diktionary 28 april 2004 - why do crazies like me? 24 april 2004 - i'm a bad person but at least im living in a bad bad world. four twenty BRAH, 2004 - degrassi 15 April 2004 - i havent filed taxes in yeaaaaars 12 April 2004 - mikey teutul, give it up! 7 april 2004 - all i'm good for is childcare and housesitting 1 april 2004 - none of this is me april fooling you. 31 march 2004 - SHIT AMERICAN IDOL IS ON AND IM MISSING IT 27 march 2004 - the girl cant help it 16 march 2004 - fourscore&seven 12 march 2004 - erotic BEE erotic BEE 04 March 2004 - momo, i love you 29 february 2004 - today doesnt really exist. 20 february 2004 - I LOVE EVERYONE 18 february 2004 - shibby shubby 18 february 2004 - shibby shubby 13 february 2004 - BLASTULA!!!!!!!! 06 february 2004 - not hot. 29 january 2004 - i rule the school. 21 january 2004 - who the fuck wears vests anymore? 13 january 2004 - meh sigh meh meh 06 january 2004 - BFF 4 LYFE 03 january 2004 - goats are EEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLL 31 december 2003 - just when i was getting used to writing 2003 25 december 2003 - holidays are stupid. 18 December 2003 - wah wah wah 11 december 2003 - eye eye cap'n 10 december 2003 - hush that fuss. everybody move to the back of the bus 7 december 2003 - cars, presents BUY ME A NEW CAR 1 december 2003 - litterbug 29 november 2003 - ugh sorry 24 november 2003 - nuzzling funbags 21 november 2003 - nice sweatpants, duder, 18 november 2003 - gravel humpin 16 November 2003 - lil mo asked me if i was drinking chicken broth 13 november 2003 - CANDLE EXPLODY 11 november 2003 - my new bra looks like yarmulkes, does that work out for you? 6 november 2003 - my weekend in 3 parts - part three 5 november 2003 - my weekend in 3 parts - part two 04 november 2003 - my weekend in 3 parts - part one 30 october 2003 - NUNS NUNS NUNS BEARDS 27 october 2003 - 5 days until BEARD MANIA 22 october 2003 - man everyone keeps dying. 21 october 2003 - im such a shitty driver. 16 october 2003 - movies, beards. BEARDS!!!!!!!!! 15 october 2003 - facial hair makes me swoon. 9 october 2003 - rollerskate disco fag 8 october 2003 - im glad that there was another occasion to show me that VOTING DOESNT GET ME ANYWHERE, FUCK 3 october 2003 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE CLEANED MY GODDAMNED CAR? 30 september 2003 - new favorite website 24 september 2003 - injustice 22 september 2003 - my dad lives in a downtown hotel. 19 september 2003 - i wrote this fucker TWICE 12 september 2003 - everybody is dying, again. 9 september 2003 - are you going to lead me to a bear again....dad? 8 september 2003 - this book was published by highlights magazine. 01 september 2003 - RIP CHARLES BRONSON 31 august 2003 - im incredibly stoned right now 27 august 2003 - lindsay needs to get this shot 26 august 2003 - parentz n gifz 22 august 2003 - if it werent for my horse, i wouldnt have spent that year in college. 18 august 2003 - just a note 17 august 2003 - movie weekend 15 August 2003 - bloooooody fiiiiiingers 11 august 2003 - family movie night! 10 august 2003 - lewd pelvic thrusts 5 august 2003 - TAKE>>>>>THESE BROKEN WINGS\ 2 august 2003 - SHUT UP RICHARD 1 august 2003 - i smoke way too fuckin much 26 July 2003 - the pictures only funny if you know who it is. 24 july 2003 - ode to chris pak 23 july 2003 - midwest people know how to party 20 july 2003 - it is 307am and a. is tired 17 july 2003 - lumpy mc lumpersons 12 july 2003 - from russia with luv 9 july 2003 - summer 2k3: officially LAAAAAME 06 July 2003 - god im so boring 29 june 2003 - some terrific radiant humble thingamajigama pig 27 june 2003 - my car is covered in bird poo 26 June 2003 - shaq-uriken 21 june 2003 - doctor carnival 19 june 2003 - happy birthday laura and david!!!!! 17 june 2003 - from justin to formaldehyde FRIDAY THE THIRTEEENTH!!!!! - i gave at the orifice 09 june 2003 - musky plastic dongness 04 june 2003 - no one's going to believe your act if you choke 4 june 2003 - uhhhhhhm 1 june 2003 - dreeeeeem weeeever 30 May 2003 - i dont like boys, i like cars and money. 21 may 2003 - 205 20 may 2003 - "all my dreams involve beautiful white mountains of cocaine." 16 may 2003 - uhhhhhhhhhhhpdate 9 may 2003 - GROSS SICK WRONG 5 may 2003 - dis joi nted 1 may 2003 - cycley cowboy ya ya. 28 April 2003 - angry at the world with a cobra mask on 25 April 2003 - i am from redwood city and i will fuck you up. 20 april 2003 - not happy. 18 april 2003 - art review 17 April 2003 - why do i get so many google hits for naked kelly osbourne?????? 13 april 2003 - johnny raaaahhhckets. 11 April 2003 - once again, im totally right. 6 april 2003 - wow, everyone has an online diary. 01 April 2003 - nice cars and bad monkeys 29 march 2003 - cyborgs and us 28 March 2003 - i tried on a tube-shaped dress but i just dont have a tube-shaped body. 25 March 2003 - the big fat guy on american idol is a dreamboat. 20 march 2003 - i was just expecting something phenomenal and i got something mediocre 18 March 2003 - uh. done. 15 march 2003 - letterz 13 March 2003 - i need $. 6 march 2003 - giant delicious baby 5 march 2003 - i dont know art but i know what i like 2 march 2003 - fambo 28 february 2003 - glow 24 february 2003 - i'm SHORTY 23 february 2003 - i got a headache and its not a tumor 20 february 2003 - reason #5894 why i love bork 18 february 2003 - oozing out of the depths of 14 february 2003 - being sick RULES. 13 february 2003 - o, the spirit is willing but the flesh, she is weak, and what's worse? vomiting or just feeling like youre about to all the time? 10 february 2003 - jeeeez. JEEEEEZ. 06 February 2003 - you told me you loved me, then why did you leave me, all alone? 4 february 2003 - chuchuchuchuch 2 february 2003 - im a really high sort of lowbrow 1 february 2003 - homelss people sleeping in my car 30 january 2003 - OH. MY. GOD. 26 January 2003 - oh god im just so relieved. 25 january 2003 - youre probably gonna start a fight. 22 january 2003 - thrashcore means i love you 19 january 2003 - paaahhhr taaaaay 16 january 2003 - you got a prada bag with a lot a stuff in it 15 January 2003 - uhn 13 january 2003 - listlistlistlist 10 january 2003 - hot beef injection. 9 january 2003 - turning japanese. 7 january 2003 - f this 04 January 2003 - rock out with your cock out 04 january 2003 - bow down and suck it 2 january 2003 - googly-poo 31 december 2002 - fontana party surprise. 29 december 2002 - falling 27 december 2002 - post christmas looong 23 december 2002 - done. and i mean done. 20 december 2002 - i ate so much candy my teeth hurt 18 december 2002 - i learned that chris carrabba's dick is 62 pixels long. 14 december 2002 - i like the long vowels 11 december 2002 - how much for what? 07 december 2002 - i had a dream about you and your hands 05 december 2002 - "this new style. very nice." 3 december 2002 - repeat steps one through three 2 december 2002 - dumpstering 30 november 2002 - clip show 25 november 2002 - f driving 21 november 2002 - electronic stores are lame. 20 november 2002 - CELEBRITY SWEAT! 19 november 2002 - mm, not funny 15 november 2002 - do you like my artwork? 12 november 2002 - nipplie 10 november 2002 - n00z 07 november 2002 - and lots of wavy hair like liberace! 4 november 2002 - love in stereo 02 november 2002 - OK? 30 october 2002 - come to the circus and watch me clown nigga 28 october 2002 - ALL FOR YOU 28 october 2002 - beards. and LOTS of em. 27 october 2002 - theyre so old THEY DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE 24 october 2002 - where the fuck is your car? 22 october 2002 - crazy lady part 2 18 october 2002 - oh yeah. 16 october 2002 - live the life i have made in song 13 october 2002 - life is so hard sometimes. 11 october 2002 - oh wah oh wah oh wah ah ah 9 october 2002 - better than hair in my mouth and regrets all around. 7 october 2002 - holy diver? 6 october 2002 - spinner + terri 4 evr 3 october 2002 - you rock my world 2 October 2002 - gator belts and patty melts 1 October 2002 - ashley! live! in person! 30 september 2002 - why did i give you my phone number again? 29 september 2002 - this could potentially be the start of something phenomenal. 28 september 2002 - is this enough? 26 september 2002 - this isn.t funny. i.m sorry. 24 september 2002 - honkhonkhonkhonktweetweetweetwee 22 september 2002 - like sam the butcher bringing alice the meat. 21 september 2002 - N00DZN00DZN00DZN00DZ 19 september 2002 - jigga what? 18 september 2002 - who can make hitler seem like a bus conductor? 18 september 2002 - the professional SUCKED. immortal lines, tho. 16 september 2002 - you must be wondering how the girl next door turned out 15 september 2002 - call me "boom boom". 14 september 2002 - uh huh 12 september 2002 - dumb dumb dumb 11 september 2002 - raspberries 10 september 2002 - MORRISSEY 7 september 2002 - now i FEEL dirty. 7 september 2002 - RESPECT THE REPEATER 5 september 2002 - bloodrawn 3 september 2002 - nipply n00dz 3 september 2002 - listlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlist 1 september 2002 - rabbit rabbit 31 august 2002 - oh yeah, baby. ohhhhh yeeeeaaaaaah. 30 august 2002 - iggy valdez will save us ALL. 28 august 2002 - wokka 26 August 2002 - poor. 24 august 2002 - oh pastrami. 22 august 2002 - pumpkin spider 21 august 2002 - there's nothing left to conquer except drugs and money. 20 august 2002 - dream number something 19 august 2002 - dude! 13 august 2002 - hey boyo 12 august 2002 - NO, NO NOT BRANDON! TAKE ME LORD, TAKE ME!!! 11 august 2002 - life plan. 9 august 2002 - PENISFACE 6 august 2002 - actually, all the dentists are nice jewish guys who specialize in teeth whitening. 04 august 2002 - he's still alive. 1 august 2002 - crazy larie anderson. 31 july 2002 - god, you people need to buy me more presents. 29 july 2002 - mr shankly? 28 july 2002 - ashley's letters to god 27 july 2002 - yr boyfriend is big al 23 July 2002 - it all comes down to whaaa? 21 July 2002 - you're gonna have to go down on it. 19 july 2002 - ughhgghhhhhhh 18 july 2002 - PINK COOKIES IN A PLASTIC BAG 17 july 2002 - the dead guy from wall of voodoo 15 july 2002 - i forgot about this. 13 July 2002 - oh, so you went to euuurope. 12 july 2002 - dear old dad 13 July 2002 - by wesley 03 july 2002 - henry rollins? 30 june 2002 - dog humps bork: the series. 28 june 2002 - the who. are dead. 20 june 2002 - who's bad? 19 june 2002 - heaven, can i get a hug? 14 june 2002 - only me. 10 june 2002 - aren't you angela? 5 june 2002 - michelle and kelly 3 june 2002 - y tu mama tambien reference HA! 2 june 2002 - records 01 june 2002 - the lowdown and sharks. 29 may 2002 - vinne=foxy 28 may 200 - dune sucks. 23 May 2002 - they got me! 17 may 2002 - bye bye, diary-x! 09 may 2002 - marketing 08 may 2002 - BABY pandas???? 06 may 2002 - viking 05 may 2002 - french facial hair 25 april 2002 - nards. 24 april 2002 - poooooooters 22 april 2002 - wow, conversations are like the best parts of my diary 21 april 2002 - explanation 19 April 2002 - unnecessary 17 april 2002 - i'm so sensitive 16 april 2002 - random 13 July 2002 - funny AIM 10 april 2002 - booTAY! 05 april 2002 - half your age plus seven. 29 March 2002 - nuggets of joy 28 march 2002 - awwwww polar beeeeeaaaarrrrss 27 March 2002 - the faint rules. 25 March 2002 - this is where the soldiers chill. 12 March 2002 - letigre 07 march 2002 - taffy+shit 7 March 2002 - last dream for a while 06 March 2002 - good joke! 04 march 2002 - no boners for the cat 28 february 2002 - polar bears! i love em! 26 february 2002 - "space" 23 February 2002 - housedream 20 february 2002 - well 15 february 2002 - japoop 14 february 2002 - my band 12 february 2002 - taffy 06 february 2002 - home run homies 05 february 2002 - eww, gross. 28 january 2002 - we love you all! 24 january 2002 - you're too young to makeout! 21 january 2002 - FUCKING MY SEXY MOM AND GRANDMA! 14 january 2002 - best buy 10 january 2002 - theater fucks. 06 january 2002 - hint 30 december 2001 - tubey food 29 december 2001 - the firt sighting of the foxy fine boy at gilman. 28 december 2001 - yes, yes, i understand 27 december 2001 - the mystery of the universe, solved. christmas day - zombie christmas 23 december 2001 - i love my dad 21 december 2001 - manparts 16 december 2001 - haha! 12 december 2001 - worst dream EVER 05 December 2001 - i love you morrissey! 26 november 2001 - hot sex with older men. 26 november 2001 - you suck. 23 november 2001 - aww 20 november 2001 - stripper 17 november 2001 - cry for help 16 november 2001 - dialogue 16 november 2001 - cars 16 november 2001 - pounding 14 november 2001 - michael. 13 november 2001 - a bear ate my dad? 6 november 2001 - peerkosett thanks halloween - the night before surgery, and all through the house 25 october 2001 - red this in the comic book guy voice. 24 october 2001 - pirate babes. 22 october 2002 - cocoa jerky 21 october 2001 - BOOM 18 october 2001 - diagnonsense 17 october 2001 - sonnygrammery 15 october 2001 - cyst? 12 october 2001 - funny me 9 october 2001 - dreamery 8 october 2001 - yuuuuuuuum 23 september 2001 - quotey 9 september 2001 - jeepers 8 september 2001 - another dream 22 august 2001 - haha... this one is 13. 26 july 2001 - 12DREAM 18 august 2001 - eleven 16 august 2001 - ten 22 July 2001 - nineDREAM 7 august 2001 - eightDREAM 1 august 2001 - seven 28 july 2001 - six 24 july 2001 - five 23 july 2001 - four 3 July 2001 - three graduation day - two
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