11 march 2005.238 pm jobs i would like to have: writing the plot synopses on the backs of porno videos naming crayons or gum glass blower at the ren faire [only because i bet i could pick up tons of nerdy fat guys. 17th century humping is sooooo hot] sitting at the counter during "emeril live." job requirements would be tasting food, looking overly enthused about said food, and crapping my pants every time emeril kicks it up a notch. clerk at haunted bookstore product description writer for the pyramid collection serving wench at medieval times person who either a. comes up with new ideas for "big johnson" tshirts or b. creates more of those "blankers do it blanky blank" tshirts [i.e. bartenders do it til you barf]. they need to be more abstruse. �stevedores pack it like a vessel."