19 April 2002.1214 pm

when we went to go buy joanna a present, we were browsing in the back of camoflage (the back room of camoflage is where all the sex toys, lube, and porno videos are sold) and the salesgirl was following us around trying to help out: "i saw you carrying around the riding crop. those are great", "you guys should all buy these 'cum-kleen' disposable towlettes, it's really nice to clean it up before it soaks into the bed", ""this one is super silent and waterproof. you can completely submerge it in water. i'm going to buy this one next", etc. i didn't buy anything. the moral of this story is, if you want to sell me something, don't disclose unnecessary information about your vagina.