01 May 2005.1:47 pm

you know your life is pretty incredible when youre watching obscure japanese films on the AZN channel at 3am and you decide its time for a drink, but all you have is four different kinds of cognac and half a bottle of hpnotiq. so what do you drink? of course, an incredible hulk. how did i get to the point where the only alcoholic beverage at my immediate disposal is neon green?

now it is much closer to 3pm and i have several movies to watch today, the least of which is riding the bus with my sister, premiering tonight on cbs. jesus christ i hate rosie o'donnell. hallmark hall of fame = quality.

my birthday is in ten days. first day of the rest of my life? maybe.