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8 october 2003.917 am this is all i have to say about my state's ridiculous recall election: i was watching the news [most likely i was watching it inbetween episodes of 'the nanny." i dont like fran drescher, but i believe her show is on approximately 75 times a day, clogging up the airwaves along with reruns of "home improvement" and "the golden girls." i watch all three because i have a lot of free time, where most people have responsibilities and busy lives. jesus christ. anyways], and larry flynt was there, in all of his decrepit dirty man glory, talking about how he voted no on the recall and about how this entire election is a load of horseshit. larry flynt, the crippled porno czar, who was also running for governor, totally recognized and publicly declared that this was all unneccessary. my point is, LARRY FLYNT RULES! LARRY FLYNT FOR PREZ 2K4!! HE'LL HUSTLE FOR YOU!!! also i would like to point out that MY HALF of the state voted "no" on the recall; it's entirely the fault of southern california that we're in this mess. this further adds to my theory that there are only a few good things in lower california:
so you see, im all for southern california dropping into the ocean, or giving it back to mexico, whatever you guys wanna do with it, because im done with it, thanks. LARRY FLYNT WILL USE EXPLOSIVES TO DISCONNECT SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FROM THE REST OF THE UNITED STATES!! GET NAKED IN THE WHITE HOUSE: LARRY FLYNT FOR PRESIDENT 2K4!!!! @@@@@@@ in other news, i gave myself a haircut, but since i was housesitting at lindsays parents' house, and they have 2 young children, all i could find were [let's all say it together, now] SAFETY SCISSORS. how are you supposed to cut your hair with dull, rounded tipped short scissors? let me tell you: very, very slowly. its more of a sawing motion. the fact that i didnt wholly abandon the haircut should probably tell you something about my personality. i bought lobster print fabric and now im going to make lobster print pillows. good day. |
    
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