7 september 2002.1144pm

the morrissey concert is on monday night, and the question in everybody's mind is, IS SHE THROWING HER PANTIES AT HIM?? and the answer right now is, i plan on wearing [booty] pants, so no. BUT i could bring along an extra pair, perhaps some of my "street whore" ones that joanna said gave me my tumor. besides, i dont think morrissey cares about my underwear. maybe if i was a hot slender teenage boy with a small, tight ass. then things would be different.


so have you ever eaten a pluot? i have. good stuff.