24 october 2001.10:30 p.m

so i guess i have a problem with leaving milk and milk-related products in my room for too long. i left about a quarter of an inch of milk in a peet's coffee mug for about two days, and when i dumped it out, it didn't spill out in a chunky avalanche as i expected, but it rather slid out in a perfect little white disk. how precious.

so i'm watching "stepmom", starring the undeniably horsey julia roberts, and i'm thinking about how i have to go home tomorrow and have surgery in a week.


"does she kind of look like a pirate wench?"


"do you know why i like you?"


"because you totally knew what i was talking about."