24 august 2002.723 pm

never mix mike & ike's with a pastrami sandwich: YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT.




and if you happen to be in the neighborhood, i'd really appreciate it if you could get rid of the middle school boys who set up their skateboard ramp in front of my house. vehicular manslaughter, poison, decapitation, whatever your fancy is, I DON'T CARE. i give you a solid alibi, you restore peace and order to my street by murdering twelve year old boys. c'mon, please?