13 March 2003.321am

oh my god why wont anyone give me a job? i apply and then im pretty sure they just set my resumé on fire and cackle to themselves as all my excellent references go up in flames.

and i know that im totally qualified for any and all jobs i apply for, seeing that most of the people in the workforce have no clue at all what theyre doing, i.e. the woman at the apple store that i talked to who told me that in order to buy a new keyboard for my imac, i would have to bring my entire computer in for "installation and repairs." "YOU CAN'T FIX IT AND THERE ISNT ANYTHING TO INSTALL! ITS A KEYBOARD!" i screamed, as she told me that they just dont do that at the apple store, and by that im assuming she means help customers.

GIVE ME A JOB NOOOOOOW!