13 July 2002.10:24 pm
gordon: there's a middle school chess competition going on at the library right now.ashley: middle school? that's awful. are they all nerdy social outcasts?
gordon: yes. lots of asian kids in sweatpants.
ashley: i would never let my child do that. that's basically asking the bullies to torture them.
gordon: yeah, seriously.
ashley: who can love a nerd?
gordon: not me. i want to rig up a stereo to blast some harsh noise with then escape and lock the doors like PCU. harsh noise as opposed to starland vocal band.
ashley: no, that'll just make them cry.
gordon: i know but they would associate chess with jarring noises, thus ending this chess tournament bullshit.
(pause)
gordon: quote me on that jarring noises thing.
