9 may 2003.1155pm the best part about having a best friend is being able to talk to them about anything, i.e. about boys you have a crush on. robotique coeur : he's just michael jackson, but bigger and fatter backtothefuschia : he is not a child molestor! robotique coeur : denial, just like liz taylor. backtothefuschia : what if you meet him and you think he's a really cool guy? robotique coeur : ill know the truth in the inside, just like lisa marie presley. backtothefuschia : what if i marry him and have like 8 of his kids? backtothefuschia : would you hate me? robotique coeur : yes robotique coeur : because i know he would make them wear veils robotique coeur : and he would molest them backtothefuschia : what if i just had sex with him a few times? robotique coeur : no. robotique coeur : he would just molest you, not have sex. robotique coeur : you're just like jordan chandler robotique coeur : but older and with a vagina robotique coeur : tricked until, me, aka evan chandler, discovers the truth. backtothefuschia : youd be like my dad, lindsay robotique coeur : good, now make him give me millions of dollars NOW