18 March 2003.10:39 pm why i like tutoring middle school kids: me: okay, whats "wretched" mean? pete: oh, you know, its like when people come to school and they look all stupid, like this one girl, she has really long gross hair and she just ties part of it to the side? and she's really skinny and nasty looking [shudder] man, she's tore up. thats what wretched is. right? is that right? me: yes. as of today i have no health insurance whatsoever. from now on, i am my own doctor, and all maladies shall be taken care of with whiskey and/or vicodin. it should be interesting next time i need surgery, no?