12 january 2005.1:57 am HERE'S A LITTLE TIP FOR ALL OF YOU: IN THE "MAJOR" MOTION PICTURE "DAHMER," JEFF DOESNT EAT ONE GODDAMNED PERSON. sure. there's decapitation and man rape and a weird, weird scene where jeffy sticks his hands into his chinese love slave's abdomen after cutting it open [presumably after some man rape], but no cannibalism, which is SO CRUCIAL TO THE JEFFREY DAHMER STORY. in other news, i still don't have a job and my computer is almost dead but thank goodness i am still this wonderful ball of sunshine.