06 July 2003.3:34 pm

the most exciting thing thats happened to me all week: i had a dream where i was on a field trip led by EMINEM!!! he drove us around in his van and we chainsmoked... i dont remember exactly where we went, but i definitely recall being behind a dumpster at one point, and i was keeping all my stuff in a plastic bag and eminem was wearing a trucker hat. oh and i had fluffy blonde hair. im pretty sure this was one of those dreams that has a lot of deep meaning in it, but i just cant interpret it. or im just so incredibly boring that my brain makes up for it by having crazy dreams.

i still need a job and i decided that my best bet is: i have to murder someone that has the job i want, therefore creating an opening, giving me a chance to get hired. repeat until employed.