04 January 2003.1121pm

i spent friday night in santa cruz watching dating shows with my friends. this would not normally be worth mentioning, but: if you ever get a chance to see the episode of "the 5th wheel" where the unattractive cowboy who is the 5th wheel repeatedly whips out his 13.5 inch weiner to show it to everyone, and they censor it on television with pictures of farm animals, you should DEFINITELY watch it. you'll know what's up.

male nudity has been coming at me in SPADES recently. its overwhelming.

i have nothing to say about last night's entry. except this.