27 october 2003.1:51 pm

amenities for the hotel we're staying at for the WORLD BEARD CHAMPIONSHIPS IN CARSON CITY, NEVADA include: "fire alarm with light" and "am/fm clock radio with an alarm." yessssss. im going to make the alarm go off EVERY HOUR just because i can. also its walking distance of applebee's and grandma hattie's.... can i get a RIBLETS???? yes i can.

on a closely related note, yesterday was codys birthday, you should send him your love. of course your love cant compare to mine, as measured in magnificent neckscarves.

and if you think i spend all my time and money shopping at thrift stores for weird stuff, you are correct. that is my new purse. EEEEEEEEE!!!!