18 December 2003.512 pm

sorry, i've been busy grappling with the terrifying hold that ebay has on my life. ebay is full of crap that i never before knew existed, but that i now need desperately. multiply this by my premenstrual mindset and you have me screaming and crying on the floor because i didnt win an auction for a purse shaped like a cat.

no, thats a lie. i already have a purse shaped like a cat. i am still losing auctions daily, though, so don't call me unless you want to hear my plans for driving to san jose and setting ebay headquarters on fire. c'mon, it'll be fun! fire can solve any problem!

6 days til christmas! buy me something! it can be late, i accept gifts year round!