...and i've heard it before.

29 September 2006 - three months? goodness
30 June 2006 - bread?
30 June 2006 - its early and im tiiiiiiiiiiiired
24 april 2006 - man dog
13 april 2006 - ruth malhotra has a big shiny face
03 March 2006 - WOLF CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
15 February 2006 - valentine's day
03 january 2006 - 52 days, i'm so lazy
11 november 2005 - if she likes morgan freeman, then she'll be tasting my semen
26 october 2005 - thanks, bladder
17 October 2005 - shit.
1 september 2005 - august recap
25 July 2005 - THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD
13 July 2005 - and also
8 july 2005 - i wrote this to cody, it seemed apropos
28 june 2005 - i love beards in the springtime
28 june 2005 - best myspace profile ever
14 June 2005 - hey, pantsy
31 May 2005 - short list. ill stop these lists soon, i swear.
25 may 2005 - chiens n shit
16 May 2005 - how outré
14 May 2005 - no linkzzzzz
02 may 2005 - zing
01 May 2005 - p.s. im not a dude.
25 april 2005 - FIVE TOP FIVE
21 april 2005 - foodies
19 April 2005 - 22 days
15 april 2005 - conaaaan.
14 april 2005 - summer plans
12 April 2005 - deez nutzzzzz
06 April 2005 - POPE MAN
04 april 2005 - fuck.
28 march 2005 - my eyes hurt; i'm getting sick
24 march 2005 - best damn friday ever
24 march 2005 - geeeeeez, diaryland.
20 march 2005 - diaryland was down, oh no.
11 march 2005 - resume
07 march 2005 - chuck e WASTE OF A NIGHT, INTERNET
03 march 2005 - seattle washington
02 march 2005 - hahaha man. six months.
26 february 2005 - fake update
25 february 2005 - love lenny
15 february 2005 - ODE TO DA MAN
10 February 2005 - geoff & marcel
02 february 2005 - HEAD 2 HEAD HEAD 2 HEAD
24 january 2005 - potty talk
18 January 2005 - BASEDOWN
12 january 2005 - ugh
01 January 2005 - new year, NO SHIT
25 December 2004 - xmas
11 december 2004 - LOVE/DUFF
09 december 2004 - save me
27 november 2004 - my life = AWESOME!!
24 november 2004 - vegans n shit
15 november 2004 - luv affair
08 November 2004 - lurrrrve
26 October 2004 - whine whine whine
22 october 2004 - totally not working on my midterm
20 october 2004 - life R00LZ SOOOO HARD
10 october 2004 - shucks.
03 october 2004 - OMG JON VOIGHT
24 september 2004 - is it that obvious that i use drugs?
20 september 2004 - WHEN THERES LIGHTNING
12 september 2004 - sunday mornings are always like this
3 september 2004 - clarissa explains nothing, im so confused.
23 august 2004 - booooookzzz
22 august 2004 - enemy sighted, enemy met, i'm addressing the realpolitik
11 august 2004 - dad really likes "pitch black" and "the chronicles of riddick."
08 august 2004 - i will stop being boring in ten days
24 july 2004 - ode to PROPEL
16 july 2004 - I'M THE BOSS AND FATHER KNOWS SQUAT
1 july 2004 - bunny bunny
27 june 2004 - "Radically Abstinent, Saved & Saving it!"
26 june 2004 - mamma mia
14 june 2004 - one eyed french ape
08 june 2004 - i tinkle when we mingle
31 may 2004 - roseanne, mon amour
24 May 2004 - dear everyone: die. love, ashley.
15 may 2004 - so hard to type
10 may 2004 - i want everyone to explode.
05 may 2004 - diktionary
28 april 2004 - why do crazies like me?
24 april 2004 - i'm a bad person but at least im living in a bad bad world.
four twenty BRAH, 2004 - degrassi
15 April 2004 - i havent filed taxes in yeaaaaars
12 April 2004 - mikey teutul, give it up!
7 april 2004 - all i'm good for is childcare and housesitting
1 april 2004 - none of this is me april fooling you.
31 march 2004 - SHIT AMERICAN IDOL IS ON AND IM MISSING IT
27 march 2004 - the girl cant help it
16 march 2004 - fourscore&seven
12 march 2004 - erotic BEE erotic BEE
04 March 2004 - momo, i love you
29 february 2004 - today doesnt really exist.
20 february 2004 - I LOVE EVERYONE
18 february 2004 - shibby shubby
18 february 2004 - shibby shubby
13 february 2004 - BLASTULA!!!!!!!!
06 february 2004 - not hot.
29 january 2004 - i rule the school.
21 january 2004 - who the fuck wears vests anymore?
13 january 2004 - meh sigh meh meh
06 january 2004 - BFF 4 LYFE
03 january 2004 - goats are EEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLL
31 december 2003 - just when i was getting used to writing 2003
25 december 2003 - holidays are stupid.
18 December 2003 - wah wah wah
11 december 2003 - eye eye cap'n
10 december 2003 - hush that fuss. everybody move to the back of the bus
7 december 2003 - cars, presents BUY ME A NEW CAR
1 december 2003 - litterbug
29 november 2003 - ugh sorry
24 november 2003 - nuzzling funbags
21 november 2003 - nice sweatpants, duder,
18 november 2003 - gravel humpin
16 November 2003 - lil mo asked me if i was drinking chicken broth
13 november 2003 - CANDLE EXPLODY
11 november 2003 - my new bra looks like yarmulkes, does that work out for you?
6 november 2003 - my weekend in 3 parts - part three
5 november 2003 - my weekend in 3 parts - part two
04 november 2003 - my weekend in 3 parts - part one
30 october 2003 - NUNS NUNS NUNS BEARDS
27 october 2003 - 5 days until BEARD MANIA
22 october 2003 - man everyone keeps dying.
21 october 2003 - im such a shitty driver.
16 october 2003 - movies, beards. BEARDS!!!!!!!!!
15 october 2003 - facial hair makes me swoon.
9 october 2003 - rollerskate disco fag
8 october 2003 - im glad that there was another occasion to show me that VOTING DOESNT GET ME ANYWHERE, FUCK
3 october 2003 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE CLEANED MY GODDAMNED CAR?
30 september 2003 - new favorite website
24 september 2003 - injustice
22 september 2003 - my dad lives in a downtown hotel.
19 september 2003 - i wrote this fucker TWICE
12 september 2003 - everybody is dying, again.
9 september 2003 - are you going to lead me to a bear again....dad?
8 september 2003 - this book was published by highlights magazine.
01 september 2003 - RIP CHARLES BRONSON
31 august 2003 - im incredibly stoned right now
27 august 2003 - lindsay needs to get this shot
26 august 2003 - parentz n gifz
22 august 2003 - if it werent for my horse, i wouldnt have spent that year in college.
18 august 2003 - just a note
17 august 2003 - movie weekend
15 August 2003 - bloooooody fiiiiiingers
11 august 2003 - family movie night!
10 august 2003 - lewd pelvic thrusts
5 august 2003 - TAKE>>>>>THESE BROKEN WINGS\
2 august 2003 - SHUT UP RICHARD
1 august 2003 - i smoke way too fuckin much
26 July 2003 - the pictures only funny if you know who it is.
24 july 2003 - ode to chris pak
23 july 2003 - midwest people know how to party
20 july 2003 - it is 307am and a. is tired
17 july 2003 - lumpy mc lumpersons
12 july 2003 - from russia with luv
9 july 2003 - summer 2k3: officially LAAAAAME
06 July 2003 - god im so boring
29 june 2003 - some terrific radiant humble thingamajigama pig
27 june 2003 - my car is covered in bird poo
26 June 2003 - shaq-uriken
21 june 2003 - doctor carnival
19 june 2003 - happy birthday laura and david!!!!!
17 june 2003 - from justin to formaldehyde
FRIDAY THE THIRTEEENTH!!!!! - i gave at the orifice
09 june 2003 - musky plastic dongness
04 june 2003 - no one's going to believe your act if you choke
4 june 2003 - uhhhhhhm
1 june 2003 - dreeeeeem weeeever
30 May 2003 - i dont like boys, i like cars and money.
21 may 2003 - 205
20 may 2003 - "all my dreams involve beautiful white mountains of cocaine."
16 may 2003 - uhhhhhhhhhhhpdate
9 may 2003 - GROSS SICK WRONG
5 may 2003 - dis joi nted
1 may 2003 - cycley cowboy ya ya.
28 April 2003 - angry at the world with a cobra mask on
25 April 2003 - i am from redwood city and i will fuck you up.
20 april 2003 - not happy.
18 april 2003 - art review
17 April 2003 - why do i get so many google hits for naked kelly osbourne??????
13 april 2003 - johnny raaaahhhckets.
11 April 2003 - once again, im totally right.
6 april 2003 - wow, everyone has an online diary.
01 April 2003 - nice cars and bad monkeys
29 march 2003 - cyborgs and us
28 March 2003 - i tried on a tube-shaped dress but i just dont have a tube-shaped body.
25 March 2003 - the big fat guy on american idol is a dreamboat.
20 march 2003 - i was just expecting something phenomenal and i got something mediocre
18 March 2003 - uh. done.
15 march 2003 - letterz
13 March 2003 - i need $.
6 march 2003 - giant delicious baby
5 march 2003 - i dont know art but i know what i like
2 march 2003 - fambo
28 february 2003 - glow
24 february 2003 - i'm SHORTY
23 february 2003 - i got a headache and its not a tumor
20 february 2003 - reason #5894 why i love bork
18 february 2003 - oozing out of the depths of
14 february 2003 - being sick RULES.
13 february 2003 - o, the spirit is willing but the flesh, she is weak, and what's worse? vomiting or just feeling like youre about to all the time?
10 february 2003 - jeeeez. JEEEEEZ.
06 February 2003 - you told me you loved me, then why did you leave me, all alone?
4 february 2003 - chuchuchuchuch
2 february 2003 - im a really high sort of lowbrow
1 february 2003 - homelss people sleeping in my car
30 january 2003 - OH. MY. GOD.
26 January 2003 - oh god im just so relieved.
25 january 2003 - youre probably gonna start a fight.
22 january 2003 - thrashcore means i love you
19 january 2003 - paaahhhr taaaaay
16 january 2003 - you got a prada bag with a lot a stuff in it
15 January 2003 - uhn
13 january 2003 - listlistlistlist
10 january 2003 - hot beef injection.
9 january 2003 - turning japanese.
7 january 2003 - f this
04 January 2003 - rock out with your cock out
04 january 2003 - bow down and suck it
2 january 2003 - googly-poo
31 december 2002 - fontana party surprise.
29 december 2002 - falling
27 december 2002 - post christmas looong
23 december 2002 - done. and i mean done.
20 december 2002 - i ate so much candy my teeth hurt
18 december 2002 - i learned that chris carrabba's dick is 62 pixels long.
14 december 2002 - i like the long vowels
11 december 2002 - how much for what?
07 december 2002 - i had a dream about you and your hands
05 december 2002 - "this new style. very nice."
3 december 2002 - repeat steps one through three
2 december 2002 - dumpstering
30 november 2002 - clip show
25 november 2002 - f driving
21 november 2002 - electronic stores are lame.
20 november 2002 - CELEBRITY SWEAT!
19 november 2002 - mm, not funny
15 november 2002 - do you like my artwork?
12 november 2002 - nipplie
10 november 2002 - n00z
07 november 2002 - and lots of wavy hair like liberace!
4 november 2002 - love in stereo
02 november 2002 - OK?
30 october 2002 - come to the circus and watch me clown nigga
28 october 2002 - ALL FOR YOU
28 october 2002 - beards. and LOTS of em.
27 october 2002 - theyre so old THEY DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE
24 october 2002 - where the fuck is your car?
22 october 2002 - crazy lady part 2
18 october 2002 - oh yeah.
16 october 2002 - live the life i have made in song
13 october 2002 - life is so hard sometimes.
11 october 2002 - oh wah oh wah oh wah ah ah
9 october 2002 - better than hair in my mouth and regrets all around.
7 october 2002 - holy diver?
6 october 2002 - spinner + terri 4 evr
3 october 2002 - you rock my world
2 October 2002 - gator belts and patty melts
1 October 2002 - ashley! live! in person!
30 september 2002 - why did i give you my phone number again?
29 september 2002 - this could potentially be the start of something phenomenal.
28 september 2002 - is this enough?
26 september 2002 - this isn.t funny. i.m sorry.
24 september 2002 - honkhonkhonkhonktweetweetweetwee
22 september 2002 - like sam the butcher bringing alice the meat.
21 september 2002 - N00DZN00DZN00DZN00DZ
19 september 2002 - jigga what?
18 september 2002 - who can make hitler seem like a bus conductor?
18 september 2002 - the professional SUCKED. immortal lines, tho.
16 september 2002 - you must be wondering how the girl next door turned out
15 september 2002 - call me "boom boom".
14 september 2002 - uh huh
12 september 2002 - dumb dumb dumb
11 september 2002 - raspberries
10 september 2002 - MORRISSEY
7 september 2002 - now i FEEL dirty.
7 september 2002 - RESPECT THE REPEATER
5 september 2002 - bloodrawn
3 september 2002 - nipply n00dz
3 september 2002 - listlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlistlist
1 september 2002 - rabbit rabbit
31 august 2002 - oh yeah, baby. ohhhhh yeeeeaaaaaah.
30 august 2002 - iggy valdez will save us ALL.
28 august 2002 - wokka
26 August 2002 - poor.
24 august 2002 - oh pastrami.
22 august 2002 - pumpkin spider
21 august 2002 - there's nothing left to conquer except drugs and money.
20 august 2002 - dream number something
19 august 2002 - dude!
13 august 2002 - hey boyo
12 august 2002 - NO, NO NOT BRANDON! TAKE ME LORD, TAKE ME!!!
11 august 2002 - life plan.
9 august 2002 - PENISFACE
6 august 2002 - actually, all the dentists are nice jewish guys who specialize in teeth whitening.
04 august 2002 - he's still alive.
1 august 2002 - crazy larie anderson.
31 july 2002 - god, you people need to buy me more presents.
29 july 2002 - mr shankly?
28 july 2002 - ashley's letters to god
27 july 2002 - yr boyfriend is big al
23 July 2002 - it all comes down to whaaa?
21 July 2002 - you're gonna have to go down on it.
19 july 2002 - ughhgghhhhhhh
18 july 2002 - PINK COOKIES IN A PLASTIC BAG
17 july 2002 - the dead guy from wall of voodoo
15 july 2002 - i forgot about this.
13 July 2002 - oh, so you went to euuurope.
12 july 2002 - dear old dad
13 July 2002 - by wesley
03 july 2002 - henry rollins?
30 june 2002 - dog humps bork: the series.
28 june 2002 - the who. are dead.
20 june 2002 - who's bad?
19 june 2002 - heaven, can i get a hug?
14 june 2002 - only me.
10 june 2002 - aren't you angela?
5 june 2002 - michelle and kelly
3 june 2002 - y tu mama tambien reference HA!
2 june 2002 - records
01 june 2002 - the lowdown and sharks.
29 may 2002 - vinne=foxy
28 may 200 - dune sucks.
23 May 2002 - they got me!
17 may 2002 - bye bye, diary-x!
09 may 2002 - marketing
08 may 2002 - BABY pandas????
06 may 2002 - viking
05 may 2002 - french facial hair
25 april 2002 - nards.
24 april 2002 - poooooooters
22 april 2002 - wow, conversations are like the best parts of my diary
21 april 2002 - explanation
19 April 2002 - unnecessary
17 april 2002 - i'm so sensitive
16 april 2002 - random
13 July 2002 - funny AIM
10 april 2002 - booTAY!
05 april 2002 - half your age plus seven.
29 March 2002 - nuggets of joy
28 march 2002 - awwwww polar beeeeeaaaarrrrss
27 March 2002 - the faint rules.
25 March 2002 - this is where the soldiers chill.
12 March 2002 - letigre
07 march 2002 - taffy+shit
7 March 2002 - last dream for a while
06 March 2002 - good joke!
04 march 2002 - no boners for the cat
28 february 2002 - polar bears! i love em!
26 february 2002 - "space"
23 February 2002 - housedream
20 february 2002 - well
15 february 2002 - japoop
14 february 2002 - my band
12 february 2002 - taffy
06 february 2002 - home run homies
05 february 2002 - eww, gross.
28 january 2002 - we love you all!
24 january 2002 - you're too young to makeout!
21 january 2002 - FUCKING MY SEXY MOM AND GRANDMA!
14 january 2002 - best buy
10 january 2002 - theater fucks.
06 january 2002 - hint
30 december 2001 - tubey food
29 december 2001 - the firt sighting of the foxy fine boy at gilman.
28 december 2001 - yes, yes, i understand
27 december 2001 - the mystery of the universe, solved.
christmas day - zombie christmas
23 december 2001 - i love my dad
21 december 2001 - manparts
16 december 2001 - haha!
12 december 2001 - worst dream EVER
05 December 2001 - i love you morrissey!
26 november 2001 - hot sex with older men.
26 november 2001 - you suck.
23 november 2001 - aww
20 november 2001 - stripper
17 november 2001 - cry for help
16 november 2001 - dialogue
16 november 2001 - cars
16 november 2001 - pounding
14 november 2001 - michael.
13 november 2001 - a bear ate my dad?
6 november 2001 - peerkosett thanks
halloween - the night before surgery, and all through the house
25 october 2001 - red this in the comic book guy voice.
24 october 2001 - pirate babes.
22 october 2002 - cocoa jerky
21 october 2001 - BOOM
18 october 2001 - diagnonsense
17 october 2001 - sonnygrammery
15 october 2001 - cyst?
12 october 2001 - funny me
9 october 2001 - dreamery
8 october 2001 - yuuuuuuuum
23 september 2001 - quotey
9 september 2001 - jeepers
8 september 2001 - another dream
22 august 2001 - haha... this one is 13.
26 july 2001 - 12DREAM
18 august 2001 - eleven
16 august 2001 - ten
22 July 2001 - nineDREAM
7 august 2001 - eightDREAM
1 august 2001 - seven
28 july 2001 - six
24 july 2001 - five
23 july 2001 - four
3 July 2001 - three
graduation day - two