2 january 2003.232 am in celebration of the new year, here is a list of google searches that yielded this diary. i've kept a list since spetember, which should show you what kind of FREAKS are on the internet. most of these, i can explain one way or another, but several, i cant. some are just puzzles wrapped in a mystery dipped in an enigma powdered with a conundrum and a riddle on top. sorry, i was looking at my donut. alphabetized for your convenience. contact me with any questions. [EDIT: this page is now updated regularly] : 16 old get fuck 1984 subaru gl 3rd nipple 5th wheel nudity 9th grade sluts aaliyah airbrush denim aaliyah nude abdominal sweat belts AIM n00dz angela anderson on-line diary [whoever you are, you better watch out, angela anderson! sounds like there is a conspiracy against you!] ashley "ashley howdeshell" ashley's letters to god asshole pooping "balding" + "sexy" OR "attractive" "bathtub sluts" being-a-phone-sex-operator ben savage & fred savage "bewarethemothman" big + housedream bitches with nice hair bitchslapped black bootay black exotic dancer blam band blam blam "blam your asshole" bling bling bling bling photoshop bling bling purse bling bling sluts bling bling sweatpants bling bling tshirts boob sweat booty jeans [multiple times] booty bootay bow down bitches britney spears masturbatory carrabba april 10 carrabba's sex life cars keyed cashmoney bling chris carrabba's age chris carrabba's dick chris carrabba's hair "christina ricci antidepressants" "christina ricci chubby naked" "christina ricci" + fuck christina ricci how she lost weight christina ricci not fully clothed christina ricci tattoos chubby boys [multiple times] chubby christina chubby girls [multiple times] chubby sexy chicks chubby sluts clit grows penis cockslap [multiple times] crazy shit cryforhelp baby cut-the-sleeves cute pictures of tattoos on lower back for girls cute tampon cute tampon cases dad fuck mom dated sean patrick morrissey "david lynch sucks" dead bitches dead porno stars "degrassi+terri" diaryland legally blind dildo dog sex 12 y old dad fuck mom dog [jesus christ. i hate people.] dogs fucking black hos dogs pooping on girls dogs that hump dream bitches facial dry hump dumb bitches like big nice cars dumb old bitches enlarged clit extra nipple "extra nipple" pictures -cock "facepaint" + me facepunch [true story: i believe theres a hardcore band called facepunch? but im way more famous than them.] fontana bitches freak by nick bishop freak: inside the twisted world of michael jackson fucking my sexy mom fucking my sexy mom and grandma fully clothed dildo funny bitches gangbanger sluts "gangbanger tattoos" gator belts and patty melts girls of degrassi pictures girls pooping girls with big penises goodbye baby and amen [multiple times] grade my tits grade school sluts grandma fucks boy next door grandma that fucks like a rabbit half your age plus seven hardcore sex hates-morrissey homeless girls fucking homeless people fight "hotme" hotoldmen [multiple times; i am the number one search result, #2 is hotoldmen.com] hot older men how to get bitches how to get wavy hair huge nipples i can't grow any facial hair [this is true] i have a big ass [also true] i like chubby boys [again, true] i like jewish [um jewish what? but still, probably true.] jaizi japanese gangbanger pictures japanese loud next door jewish bitches jimmy dean sausage commercial kelly dog fuck kelly osbourne costume "kelly osbourne" + "hate" kelly osbourne lingerie kelly osbourne naked sex [i seriously get hits for this about ten times a day. i should tell her.] larger clit legally blind leg shints less facial hair lick you from your head to your toes lipstickandcigarettes lowcut sexy jeans lowcut shirt lowdown santa cruz "lower right quadrant abdominal pain" manparts M.A.S.T.E.R P. and the New Nolimit mexican dad chubby mexican gangbanger tattoos mexican tattoos milk has blood in it mom bitches monkey eyes monsta jamz [multiple times] more nerves than the penis morrissey nigga [this is possibly my favorite one of all time] multiple penises my aunt asked me to fuck her my sexy mom [multiple times] "my tits" + diaryland "naked in the film" naked kelly osbourne naked knife fight naked picture of my cousin she's gorgeous. nards + hair nathan howdeshell [multiple times; who is searching this always??? if it is crazy brace paine then why dont you make me a stupid mixxtape?? come over to my house, we can watch roadhouse and movies about people who are mistakenly at harvard] neck tattoos [multiple times] ni fi knife fight [multiple times] nipplie no limit toys no prescription vicodin nowboys nude girls keyed 16 old old bitches old english lettering tattoos old mama hos "old man hats" old + "sexygrandma" + fucking osbourne dog pooping pain in shints "pants" + "zip up in the back" "peeing joanna" penisface "personality disorder christina ricci" pictures of boob sweat pictures of my tits "pictures to photoshop" pimps n hos pimps with hos with big tits pirate babes plplplplpl!!!!!!!!!! "pooping japanese girls" r kelly sex tapes [multiple times] ricci + booty ron jeremy and ginger lynn satanic dentists "searchable by weight" "sexual paraphernalia" sexy chicks with moustache sexy chubby sexy grandma sexy lingerie sexy metal chicks sexy naked jewish mom sexy neck tattoos "she gives me a boner" "she pissed on him" she's a cocksucker show me girls pooping sluts that like it in cars "smashed pennies" +cruz snoop dogg talking doll steven patrick morrissey steven patrick morrissey tattoos superfluous nipple talking master p [multiple times] tattoos on penises teen pee teeshirts + nipples theaterfuck thugz lettering total sex tapes tshirt nipples t-shirt nipples sexy wet ugly metal chicks urination in pants "vintage tshirts" [multiple times] want a penis weird movies well she's a total blam blam [multiple times] what does blam stand for? what to do when your car is keyed why nurse get blam for the doctor whaaaaaaaaa wiggly clit wiggly dildo "woman with a moustache" the worst deformed faces "yearbooks from different schools" "you like it when i like you less" you must be wondering how the boy next door turned out you suck mama, you dont even care