30 october 2003.1031 pm

tonight i almost lost my left eyebrow in a careless waxing incident. casualty count: zero, thank you hot lotion.

tomorrow is halloween. i will be celebrating in a hotel room, waiting for the beard championships on saturday. i will also possibly be drinking heavily. i do not think i will be dressing up. i wanted to be socratic irony for halloween but i think that might be too hard to express in a cotume.

my top three favorite things right now: socratic irony, nun exploitation films, apple juice.

it is supposed to be 20 degrees at nighttime in carson city. i will bring back pictures of the beard championships as long as my legs do not freeze off. in the event of that happening, you are NOT allowed to call me "stumpy."

see you on sunday.