31 december 2002.211pm LATE CHRISTMAS GIFTS: a jesus alarm clock. jesus is crucified, but instead of looking pained and dead, he looks whimsically amused. joanna bought it for one cent on ebay. i gave her a framed picture of paula abdul. perfect. a 10 inch wiggly black dildo for slapping people in the face. i havent gotten a chance to slap anyone, but i cant wait because its going to hurt really badly and possibly leave a penis shaped red spot on the face. cody gave this to me, which is the ultimate proof that cody is my BRAIN TWIN. also, i like the fact that cody had no shame about purchasing a big black rubber penis from the young women who work at the upscale sex shop in santa cruz. that's friendship. its all an OUT OF CONTROL FANTASY. tonight i will be somewhere talking shit about YOU. see you next year.