3 september 2002.1202 am okay, so: man, what's up with people and keyboards? i like synth pop a lot, but i don't need everybody showing me their beats. slow down, guys. why would anyone put tom green in anything when you can just as easily have andy dick? he's much funnier, and the studios can just pay him in cocaine. "swimfan" comes out on friday. are you there? cause me and bork are. for reals. morrissey on the 9th. and after that, i can die. secretestcrush: i like horses but i'm afraid they'll step on my head and kill me. Morningdancer01: oh. Silly Ashley. They only step on your head if you lie down next to their hooves. And when they do, it only hurts until you die. secretestcrush: now i know why you were the valedictorian.