3 october 2002.1026pm

someone: "so why are you taking abnormal psychology?"

me: "uh, the only reason anyone ever takes abnormal psychology? for reassurance that there are people more fucked up than me."


another thing i really enjoy about going to a community college:

[professor speaking to the class]> "you know, this is due next week, but if you have an emergency like [LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ME] your baby gets sick with the flu or something, you can get an extension." I DON'T HAVE A BABY! SOMEONE GIVE ME A BABY! i want a fat kid who wears those cute baby glasses. he'd get me out of doing lame stuff for school AND be a cuuute accessory.

on another, closely related note, theres a cute fat boy working at the mall. guess where i'm gonna get a job?