06 February 2003.10:30 pm

so i was mackin on this fine brotha [read: i was talking to this mildly attractive fat boy] when i saw that he had "KRISTINA" tattooed on the side of his neck in 3inch letters. i cannot compete with that. at all. you win, kristina.

i spent nearly $80 on bras today. if my boobs get any bigger im going to rent them out. contact me if you need bookends, or just a decorative conversation piece. i think im done with them.


and in case you didnt know, i LOVE justin timberlake. not as much as i love morrissey, but easily as much as i love david bowie and michael jackson.