happy halloween to me.

i go into the hospital tomorrow, at 5 am.

wish me luck, kids.


p.s. i'd like to say that the absolute shittiest part about having shitty friends is that it always feels like a bad investment. i put so much time and effort into things, and nothing comes of it. you're like that chia pet i had in fourth grade that grew mold instead of chia. fortunately, i have many more amazing friends than losers.

i'd also like to add that if you go to the halloween dance party at gilman and babyland plays, don't dance, because it jiggles your cyst to high heaven. ouch. but we all know it's impossible to not dance to babyland.


and you must realise, that in the end, the joke is on you. don't you know who you're dealing with?