9 january 2003.1256am i woke up at 5am to INTENSE ABDOMINAL PAIN, the same INTENSE ABDOMINAL PAIN i had last year that turned out to be a GIANT VICIOUS TUMOR. oh dear. and then i almost passed out in a thrift store. which i've also done before. THINGS NEED TO STOP BEING WRONG WITH ME. i also discovered a massive bruise on the left side of my left breast. i took a picture of it because its one of the most magnificent bruises i've ever seen [if im wearing a white tshirt with no bra the bruise is clearly visible through the shirt]; however, i then realised that it means that i just took pictures of my tits. oh. dear. @@@@ remind me to stop buying sweaters and start buying something more useful, like pants. but really, im just going to end up buying a kimono. like this one. i cant wait until im old enough to be eccentric and cute and elderly so i could wear shit like that all the time. when is that, like 40, 50 years? eff.