26 August 2002.702 pm

i bought jeans today. and they're so tight, i think it would be safe to call them "booty jeans", if you were so inclined.




i'm going to take this time to call forth all my anonymous admirers. i'd like to know who you are, and especially if you are 1. attractive and/or 2. graced with obscene amounts of money. you can buy me presents!


$24.18 in the bank. I AM A CHAMPION.