26 november 2001.11:52 p.m
i plan to start seducing mildly famous rockstars such as sean na na. i will become pregnant with, and carry to full term, their love children. these love children will be the superhuman race, raised on nietzsche and machiavelli; they will one day take over this world. they will also have wonderful musical talents.i am also planning on filling the rest of my presciption for thirty more pills of vicodin and selling it to make some quick cash. i was morally opposed to this idea initially, until gabe pointed out i would be making money.
and why am i planning a life of cheap celebrity sex and drug trafficking? because there is a hold on my enrollment at ucsc that no one seems to be doing anything about at the academic advising office. way to go, damned hippies.
fuck.