26 november 2001.11:52 p.m

i plan to start seducing mildly famous rockstars such as sean na na. i will become pregnant with, and carry to full term, their love children. these love children will be the superhuman race, raised on nietzsche and machiavelli; they will one day take over this world. they will also have wonderful musical talents.

i am also planning on filling the rest of my presciption for thirty more pills of vicodin and selling it to make some quick cash. i was morally opposed to this idea initially, until gabe pointed out i would be making money.

and why am i planning a life of cheap celebrity sex and drug trafficking? because there is a hold on my enrollment at ucsc that no one seems to be doing anything about at the academic advising office. way to go, damned hippies.