24 september 2002.446 pm

my cat, mook, who is actually my sister.s cat and has brain damage from his severe epilepsy, makes honking noises when he sleeps. also whistling noises. it starts out soft, and you don.t really know what it is, and then it gets louder and louder until you are SCARED PANTLESS because you don.t know what that SCARY SCARY noise is coming from. i simply cannot express to you in mere words how completely FUCKING AWFUL that is.

also, if you go to french search engines and type in "dildo", i.m the #1 result. thanks.

[my vision is officially 20/400 I RULE>]