29 july 2002.1118 pm

bewarethemothman: thats the most perfect guy for you i've ever seen
secretestcrush:
i know! its almost ridiculous.
bewarethemothman:
all indie rock looking with thick glasses
secretestcrush:
and hes chubby and tall
secretestcrush:
almost like a caricature of the boys i like because its so accurate
bewarethemothman:
we should create one for you
bewarethemothman:
it would be so easy
secretestcrush:
create a what? whole new person or a caricature?
bewarethemothman:
whole new person
bewarethemothman:
we could sculpt him from the very earth
bewarethemothman:
in the perfect likeness, cause you have such a set type
secretestcrush:
like the golem? that jewish folklore tale?
bewarethemothman:
hahahahahahahahahaha, yeah
bewarethemothman:
i saw an old horror movie about that once
secretestcrush:
hahaha, that was a good one.
secretestcrush:
i like jewish boys too! perfect.
bewarethemothman:
its so perfect
bewarethemothman:
if only there was someway to bring together ashley's two favorite things, chubby indie rock boys with glasses and jewish folklore
bewarethemothman:
....if only
secretestcrush:
hahahahahahahahaha
secretestcrush:
....someday......
bewarethemothman:
wed have to get one of your ribs
bewarethemothman:
might be dangerous
secretestcrush: damn, i should have thought of this before i had surgery, they just could have gotten one then.
bewarethemothman:
we could just go buy a rib
bewarethemothman:
but he might turn out a little weird if we do
bewarethemothman:
like, there will be something imperfect with him if we buy a rib
bewarethemothman:
he wont like wearing shoes or something
secretestcrush:
like he'll have a woman's voice?
bewarethemothman:
like his fingernails will grow at an incredible rate
secretestcrush:
ewwwwwww


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also, sean na na. is awesome.

p.s. r kelly pissed on the 15 year old girl, rather than having her piss on him. the whole situation makes me nervous, frankly.