28 february 2003.556 pm

last night i had dreams that mark wiener [the brother in "welcome to the dollhouse"] and i were hanging out because i was paid to entertain him [in sort of a non-sexual, geisha kind of way], and then i met john waters and rainer fassbinder and they were both total assholes to me. im nerdy even in my dreams. but still. no more chinese food and drugs before bedtime.

also a few days ago i bought underwear so slutty that it would do j-lo proud. theyre so scandalous you cant call them anything but PANTIES. i sort of wish this was just another dream, but no, i actually do have more ho-riffc polyester sheer string skankitude to add to my collection. god.

love dont cost a thing, right?