11 august 2004.111 pm

"i'm sick of hearing about all these foreign films! french people don't know how to make movies! let me give you an example: has vin diesel ever been in a french film? yeah, thats right, case CLOSED."

- my dad, being half sarcastic. i say "half" because although his favorite movies are "eraserhead," "the adventures of baron munchausen," and any japanese film about samurai, this is also the same man who once watched "eight legged freaks" in spanish, because it was only on HBO latino and he wanted to see the big spiders. "what, like it would be any different in english? david arquette sure as hell isnt gonna say anything funny or interesting!" touché, dad.