05 may 2004.248 pm words i've had to add to my cell phone's text messaging dictionary, because it didnt recognize them and i use them often: asshole fuck wtf falafel crap rockabilly neener fucking bitches icky houndstooth bong morrissey titty tits boobs chubby mateo beagle craziest faggy housesitting shank ewww coz goddamned cigarette slut muppet damn cody lindsay omg pimp mmmmmmm geisha nugga kimono swanky dvd pissed shit raspberries jampacked cheeseburger bootycall huevos sleepypants @@@@@@@ my birthday is on tuesday. things i am currently collecting: catholic paraphernalia [especially nuns] things that are shaped like other things. i have purses shaped like logs and watering cans; ashtrays shaped like potatoes; cellphone covers that look like beavers and lobsters; multiple things shaped like cheeseburgers etc, etc, etc housewares and linens from the 1970s that have mushrooms and/or owls featured on them satanic literature music videos that people make at theme parks or grad nights [i.e. standing in front of a bluescreen lipsynching] i hate birthdays but i love presents!