16 november 2001.8:56 p.m.

"you know that jimmy dean sausage commercial?"

"the one where jimmy dean looks like satan?"

"um....yes. and the one where the woman starts out by saying, "don't you wish that kids could be on time? and that there could be a breakfast sausage that can be cooked in under five minutes?"

"haha yeah, that's a great commercial."

"she says it like those two things go together. it makes me sad."


"well, shoot, i guess all i want in life is prompt children and fast sausage, then."