10 december 2003.717 pm

outkast is being sued by rosa parks for defamation of character? i think everyone needs to slow their roll a little bit. obviously the perfect response to this whole situation is this: big boi and andre 3000 [best rap name ever] start their own interstate bus line. you know, like greyhound, but way more dope. there arent any seats in the buses because there is a nonstop dance party going on inside. the only thing at the back of the bus is a full wet bar. everything is decorated with faux fur and gold lam� and bling. and if you aint crunk they throw your ass off the bus. im not sure what sort of statement that will all make but hot damn its a good one.



in other news, im highly sensitive to dextromethorphan, which makes having a cold somewhat more interesting; however, it also makes certain tasks [driving, focusing my eyes, walking without falling down] much more difficult. also now "non-drowsy" apparently means "borderline narcolepsy." fyi.