07 march 2005.952 pm today i applied for a job at a movie theater, but i dont think i'll get it because they made me answer about 900 questions like this: Describe your current marijuana use at work or school or just before work or school Have you ignored safety rules to get the job done, even though you knew it was the wrong thing to do? People who violate safety and sexual harassment rules should be fired. How many times have you been in shouting matches or physical altercations at work in the last 2 years? Please describe how, with or without reasonable accommodation, you will be able to perform the essential functions of the job for which you are applying Having a joint or beer for lunch helps you to deal with people better. True or False People should pay more attention to how they behave in public. True or False Some of your close friends use marijuana. True or False I like to sell things. True or False I have never had my feelings hurt. True or False I prefer close supervision to make sure I am doing things right. True or False Most bosses are stealing more than minor office supplies from their companies. True or False I have never felt unsure of myself. True or False and my favorite, by far: If parents were strict with their children, most of the crime in this country would stop. True or False also, chuck e cheese's offers chuck e benefits after three months. SO TEMPTING.