09 december 2004.1035pm my new favorite commercial is the one where a black woman is shopping and everything she touches turns to cans of HORMEL CHILI: NO BEANS, and then a little white boy is eating hot dogs [i almost typed "hot gods," which would have been way better, but still] and he reaches for the mustard and it changes into a can of HORMEL CHILI: NO BEANS, and then the announcer talks about how HORMEL CHILI: NO BEANS is the best thing to put on any kind of food ever, and holy crap i can't believe HORMEL wants me to think that chili is a condiment. i love television. so much. i'm trying to find a job right now, and right now my job prospects are like assistant christmas tree seller in a lot by the highway. i hate christmas. so much.