20 february 2003.1258pm

"what?! i didnt know there was actually a school for barbers! i thought being a barber was one of those things that gets passed down in families, you know, like you grow the funny moustache and then your parents give you one of those blue and red spinning poles. like, your father is a barber, and then you and all your brothers have to be barbers, otherwise you get shunned, like the jews."

- bork.